MURRAY’S SOBER CHRISTMAS
SING-A-LONG

 Let our heavenly voices bring you down to earth!

Like everything else in life, this song is to be taken with a grain of salt (and the occasional stiff drink). There’s every chance December 31, 2026, will belie our silly song, closing out a most fantastic year for all. Either way, we wish you heaps of health, love, and laughter — and hope to see you often in the 365 days in between.  

Now let's sing!

Chorus

We wish you an average Christmas
We wish you an average Christmas
We wish you an average Christmas
And a normal New Year 

Good tidings we’d bring
But the world is gone mad
We’d wish you a merry Christmas
But it’s not to be had

All over Ukraine
The missiles bring pain
We’d wish you a happy New Year
But Putin’s still here

With all that we spoil
Earth comes to a boil
No we don’t mind getting roasted
But then please give us cheap oil

It’s just how we feel
Do we have to get real
and see that happy and being merry
Is not part of the deal?

But we shouldn’t feel sad
Who knows what’s ahead
And does a normal New Year now
really sound all that bad?

Twelve months from here on
We’ll rip up this song
And drink to a happy year gone
And the World Cup we won!

Chorus